anderhummel:

wow itunes finally opened

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Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
You was real cute til u had said that stupid shit
dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

elitewifi:

bye
iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall still think its a game

iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall still think its a game

cptmalhammer:

Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless.

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying.
― Joan of Arc (via psych-quotes)